Post by Jazz on Aug 25, 2008 9:12:22 GMT 1
hahah i found this and loved it...many laugh out loud moments:
101 lessons learnt from Mamma Mia – the movie
101) Don't have sex with three guys around the same time.
100) If you're gonna live on a Greek island, you better be handy with a drill
99) Your hired help are fabulous back up singers if you ever burst into song
98. If you miss the boat, there'll be another one on Monday.
97. Doesn't matter if everyone around you speak greek, you still command them around in english.
96. If you can draw a simple pencil-face, you should do more with your life than stay at a beautiful greek island
95. Meryl Streep can do anything
94. ABBA stoled "Super Trouper" from Donna And The Dynamos
93. Stellan Skarsgärd has a horrible but
92. Only your best friends will sing to you while you're crying on the toilet.
91. Stag parties always involve Cowboy hats, cigars and scuba equipment.
90. When you're trying to keep something a surprise...never hide it in the goat house.
89. Some people can be "spontaneous".
88. Men in flippers dancing around are a common sight in Greek islands!
87. Never try to run a hotel on an island if you don't have a website.
86. Maury Povich would have a field day with trying to figure out who fathered Sophie.
85. The fates laugh at us a lot.
85. Spandex does not look good on anyone...ever.
84. Always use protection.
84) Donkey's can climb incredibly steep and rugged terrain with a bride on their backs, quite easily
83. Colin Firth must get wet in every movie he is in.
82. Everyone in Greece is in amazing shape because they can run up several flights of stairs while singing.
81. Pierce Brosnan cannot sing, but Colin Firth can.
80. DNA testing is NOT ALLOWED.
79. Donna and the Dynamos perform for ONE NIGHT ONLY.
78. No one looks good in spandex accept Meryl Streep.
77. The girls at the bachelorette party like older men.
76. Harry couldn't have enjoyed sex with Donna. It turned him gay!
75.if u think ur singing alone..a chorus might randomly come out and start singing with u and it's ok.
74.re-think ur plan
73. hiding 3 men from ur mum never works
72. You notice ur a Jane Austen fan when u start counting the actors in mamma mia who have been in a Jane Austen movie.
71. No one has a real greek accent when ur on a greek island
70.) Don't try to go against Batman.
69.) If you spend your whole life looking for your father.... when your wedding comes around you will have three
68.) Don't go on an anonymous boat ride with three men... your fiance will get mad/jealous
67.) Maryl Streep can't count all the times she has cried over you.
66.) She also has a fire in her soul
65.) Amanda Seyfried has had a few little love affairs
64.) They didn't last very long and were pretty scarce
63.) We have heard dominic cooper say that smoking was his only vice
62.) A grown up woman SHOULD NEVER fall so easily
61.) Yes it does make the truth even more incomprehensible.
60.) Do NOT go wasting your emotions... lay all your love on me!
59) Now Dominic's possessive, it isn't nice.
58) If you don't want your daughter to know about your "sordid" past... burn your diary
57) If you're ever told that the island you're about to build a hotel upon has the fountain of Aphrodite under it, go ahead and take the risk, because when the fountain explodes it's gonna make one kick ass wedding reception.
56) It's better to have three dads than one, but only if one of them is gay, the other is married to your mother (after 21 years of waiting, no less), and the last one has a tattoo of an eye on more than one part of his body.
55) The bachelor parties where the partiers are wearing animal masks are always the best.
54) EVERYONE knows the lyrics to 'Dancing Queen'
53) Don't go dancing around somebody in circles. She may faint.
52) Donna doesn't want to talk about the things she's gone through.
51) If you change your mind, Julie Walters is the first in line.
50) It's okay to start singing to your friend while she's on the toilet.
49) Even an old fat greek lady with a lot of branches on her back knows Dancing Queen.
48) Donna hasn’t slept with 100’s of men
47) Just when you think you've heard all the good ABBA songs, they sing one you've forgotten all about.
46) If you want to drink before 10 o'clock in the morning, just put some donkey testikels on your face.
45.) Dot, dot, dot...it's what they did in the olden days.
44) dont slide down a banister butt first...because YOUR CROTCH WILL HURT
44. Anyone who has sex with Donna ends up rich, and/or gay.
43. Small Greek hotels have incredible light and sound capability.
42. In their off time Greek laborers practice dance.
41. If you receive a letter inviting you to a wedding thousands of miles away you don't respond - just show up.
40. Greeks ride donkeys and jet skis.
39). If you have 3 possible fathers, you wouldn't care if your mother slept with hundreds of men.
38). Also, if you have 3 possible fathers, the sensible thing to do is invite the three to your wedding. Sure your mom doesn't know, but what could go wrong?
No. 39: it's spelled "Mamma" not "Momma"
38. Donna married Sam after not seeing him for 20 years
37. Tanya got new boobs from her 3rd Husband
36. Bill is a lone Wolf
35. Harry (head banger) bought Donna the Guitar and it cos him £10 and a
Johnny Rotten T Shirt
34.) Your father stops paying for your wedding after husband number 3. (actually it was after the 2nd husband – he didn’t pay for the 3rd.)
33. Really good friends will go across the world to see your daughter get married.
32) Over 40? Need a man? Get new boobs and lipo, and you'll have all the hot, young guys drooling over you!
31) Makes you wonder: If they had put the song "When I Kissed The Teacher" in the movie, would Sophie had had 4 possible daddies?
30) When having an argument with your "groom to be", cut it short if you have a wedding to get dressed for!
29) Poor service, poor plumbing and earthquake damage can be overcome with a good website.
28) If you imply that your daughter may be related to someone's Aunt Sophia, she may leave you a hotel in her will.
27. Julie Walters, Stellan Skarsgard, and Will Ferrel have something in common. They're lone wolves.
26. Meryl Streep's actress daughter Mamie Gummer must not be able to sing, otherwise it would have been perfect casting.
25. In certain scenes, Amanda Seyfried's breasts in her halter top made me glad I was a straight man seeing this movie. (And great eyes too.)
24. The 2 original women of ABBA must reallllly not want to be in the spotlight, if they couldn't do cameos in this like Bjorn (piano player in "Dancing Queen") and Benny (hobbit-like guy in the clouds) did. And if I got the guys names reversed, forgive me.
23. Maybe my favorite ABBA song "Fernando" being absent means no Spaniards can spend time in Greece...
22. Never doubt that at least once in every single movie she's ever been in or will be in, Meryl Streep will make your jaw drop.
21. older peoples used .... to show when they, you know....
20. everyone should have a secret handshake/song
19. Goathouses aren't always stable
18. You must be dreaming if you see all three of your past lovers in yyour goathouse.
17. If you fall from the roof top, don't worry. There's always sth you can land on
16. Everybody loves to sing ABBA songs!
15. Pierce Brosnan has a terrible voice.
13. Everyone writes their lovers full name and adress in their diary
12. If three guys from your past show up it's safe to assume they're out to ruin your daughter's wedding.
11. Yoga makes your feet bigger.
10. If you want to drink before 11 in the morning, make sure to put donkey-testicle cream on your face before you go to bed.
9. I'd hate it if Colin Firth were my dad - because then we couldn't DOT DOT DOT.
8. It's okay to jump on the beds at Villa Donna, but only if you are singing Dancing Queen.
7. When you are getting married, it's okay to sit in your Mom's lap while she paints her toes . . . but she'll need her glasses to do it.
6. When trying to cheer your friend up by singing to them in the toilet, don't sit on the sink.
5. Change an Aussie to a Swede, and nobody will notice the difference.
4. Growing up on a Greek Island, you have a 50/50 chance of talking with either an English or American accent.
3. Benny and Bjorn look at themselves as Greek gods.
2. You don't need a marriage license to get married in Greece.
1) if you're strangers, that mean
101 lessons learnt from Mamma Mia – the movie
101) Don't have sex with three guys around the same time.
100) If you're gonna live on a Greek island, you better be handy with a drill
99) Your hired help are fabulous back up singers if you ever burst into song
98. If you miss the boat, there'll be another one on Monday.
97. Doesn't matter if everyone around you speak greek, you still command them around in english.
96. If you can draw a simple pencil-face, you should do more with your life than stay at a beautiful greek island
95. Meryl Streep can do anything
94. ABBA stoled "Super Trouper" from Donna And The Dynamos
93. Stellan Skarsgärd has a horrible but
92. Only your best friends will sing to you while you're crying on the toilet.
91. Stag parties always involve Cowboy hats, cigars and scuba equipment.
90. When you're trying to keep something a surprise...never hide it in the goat house.
89. Some people can be "spontaneous".
88. Men in flippers dancing around are a common sight in Greek islands!
87. Never try to run a hotel on an island if you don't have a website.
86. Maury Povich would have a field day with trying to figure out who fathered Sophie.
85. The fates laugh at us a lot.
85. Spandex does not look good on anyone...ever.
84. Always use protection.
84) Donkey's can climb incredibly steep and rugged terrain with a bride on their backs, quite easily
83. Colin Firth must get wet in every movie he is in.
82. Everyone in Greece is in amazing shape because they can run up several flights of stairs while singing.
81. Pierce Brosnan cannot sing, but Colin Firth can.
80. DNA testing is NOT ALLOWED.
79. Donna and the Dynamos perform for ONE NIGHT ONLY.
78. No one looks good in spandex accept Meryl Streep.
77. The girls at the bachelorette party like older men.
76. Harry couldn't have enjoyed sex with Donna. It turned him gay!
75.if u think ur singing alone..a chorus might randomly come out and start singing with u and it's ok.
74.re-think ur plan
73. hiding 3 men from ur mum never works
72. You notice ur a Jane Austen fan when u start counting the actors in mamma mia who have been in a Jane Austen movie.
71. No one has a real greek accent when ur on a greek island
70.) Don't try to go against Batman.
69.) If you spend your whole life looking for your father.... when your wedding comes around you will have three
68.) Don't go on an anonymous boat ride with three men... your fiance will get mad/jealous
67.) Maryl Streep can't count all the times she has cried over you.
66.) She also has a fire in her soul
65.) Amanda Seyfried has had a few little love affairs
64.) They didn't last very long and were pretty scarce
63.) We have heard dominic cooper say that smoking was his only vice
62.) A grown up woman SHOULD NEVER fall so easily
61.) Yes it does make the truth even more incomprehensible.
60.) Do NOT go wasting your emotions... lay all your love on me!
59) Now Dominic's possessive, it isn't nice.
58) If you don't want your daughter to know about your "sordid" past... burn your diary
57) If you're ever told that the island you're about to build a hotel upon has the fountain of Aphrodite under it, go ahead and take the risk, because when the fountain explodes it's gonna make one kick ass wedding reception.
56) It's better to have three dads than one, but only if one of them is gay, the other is married to your mother (after 21 years of waiting, no less), and the last one has a tattoo of an eye on more than one part of his body.
55) The bachelor parties where the partiers are wearing animal masks are always the best.
54) EVERYONE knows the lyrics to 'Dancing Queen'
53) Don't go dancing around somebody in circles. She may faint.
52) Donna doesn't want to talk about the things she's gone through.
51) If you change your mind, Julie Walters is the first in line.
50) It's okay to start singing to your friend while she's on the toilet.
49) Even an old fat greek lady with a lot of branches on her back knows Dancing Queen.
48) Donna hasn’t slept with 100’s of men
47) Just when you think you've heard all the good ABBA songs, they sing one you've forgotten all about.
46) If you want to drink before 10 o'clock in the morning, just put some donkey testikels on your face.
45.) Dot, dot, dot...it's what they did in the olden days.
44) dont slide down a banister butt first...because YOUR CROTCH WILL HURT
44. Anyone who has sex with Donna ends up rich, and/or gay.
43. Small Greek hotels have incredible light and sound capability.
42. In their off time Greek laborers practice dance.
41. If you receive a letter inviting you to a wedding thousands of miles away you don't respond - just show up.
40. Greeks ride donkeys and jet skis.
39). If you have 3 possible fathers, you wouldn't care if your mother slept with hundreds of men.
38). Also, if you have 3 possible fathers, the sensible thing to do is invite the three to your wedding. Sure your mom doesn't know, but what could go wrong?
No. 39: it's spelled "Mamma" not "Momma"
38. Donna married Sam after not seeing him for 20 years
37. Tanya got new boobs from her 3rd Husband
36. Bill is a lone Wolf
35. Harry (head banger) bought Donna the Guitar and it cos him £10 and a
Johnny Rotten T Shirt
34.) Your father stops paying for your wedding after husband number 3. (actually it was after the 2nd husband – he didn’t pay for the 3rd.)
33. Really good friends will go across the world to see your daughter get married.
32) Over 40? Need a man? Get new boobs and lipo, and you'll have all the hot, young guys drooling over you!
31) Makes you wonder: If they had put the song "When I Kissed The Teacher" in the movie, would Sophie had had 4 possible daddies?
30) When having an argument with your "groom to be", cut it short if you have a wedding to get dressed for!
29) Poor service, poor plumbing and earthquake damage can be overcome with a good website.
28) If you imply that your daughter may be related to someone's Aunt Sophia, she may leave you a hotel in her will.
27. Julie Walters, Stellan Skarsgard, and Will Ferrel have something in common. They're lone wolves.
26. Meryl Streep's actress daughter Mamie Gummer must not be able to sing, otherwise it would have been perfect casting.
25. In certain scenes, Amanda Seyfried's breasts in her halter top made me glad I was a straight man seeing this movie. (And great eyes too.)
24. The 2 original women of ABBA must reallllly not want to be in the spotlight, if they couldn't do cameos in this like Bjorn (piano player in "Dancing Queen") and Benny (hobbit-like guy in the clouds) did. And if I got the guys names reversed, forgive me.
23. Maybe my favorite ABBA song "Fernando" being absent means no Spaniards can spend time in Greece...
22. Never doubt that at least once in every single movie she's ever been in or will be in, Meryl Streep will make your jaw drop.
21. older peoples used .... to show when they, you know....
20. everyone should have a secret handshake/song
19. Goathouses aren't always stable
18. You must be dreaming if you see all three of your past lovers in yyour goathouse.
17. If you fall from the roof top, don't worry. There's always sth you can land on
16. Everybody loves to sing ABBA songs!
15. Pierce Brosnan has a terrible voice.
13. Everyone writes their lovers full name and adress in their diary
12. If three guys from your past show up it's safe to assume they're out to ruin your daughter's wedding.
11. Yoga makes your feet bigger.
10. If you want to drink before 11 in the morning, make sure to put donkey-testicle cream on your face before you go to bed.
9. I'd hate it if Colin Firth were my dad - because then we couldn't DOT DOT DOT.
8. It's okay to jump on the beds at Villa Donna, but only if you are singing Dancing Queen.
7. When you are getting married, it's okay to sit in your Mom's lap while she paints her toes . . . but she'll need her glasses to do it.
6. When trying to cheer your friend up by singing to them in the toilet, don't sit on the sink.
5. Change an Aussie to a Swede, and nobody will notice the difference.
4. Growing up on a Greek Island, you have a 50/50 chance of talking with either an English or American accent.
3. Benny and Bjorn look at themselves as Greek gods.
2. You don't need a marriage license to get married in Greece.
1) if you're strangers, that mean
