Corrupt a wish game

[Sarah]

OK - here's the rules. Player 1 makes a wish, player 2 grants the wish but corrupts it in some way before making their own wish and so it continues. It's probably easier if we copy and paste the wishes so that it makes more sense when reading.

So, for example.......

Player 1: I wish that i was on the beach in miami.....
Player 2: I wish that i was on the beach in miami wish granted but unfortunatley a freak rain storm has just come over. I wish that i could fly....
Player 3: I wish that i could fly wish granted but you can only fly for as long as a chicken so your power is pretty useless. I wish that i had a big cream cake....

etc, etc. I hope that all makes sense?

So i'll start....

I wish I won the lottery.....

[chellie]

I wish that I won the lottery is granted but unfortunately there about 3 million winners for a 3 million jackpot so you all got a pound. I wish I could sneak into the boys dressing room when they are getting into their wetsuits or under attack shorts....

[Sarah]

I wish I could sneak into the boys dressing room when they are getting into their wetsuits or under attack shorts.... wish granted but it turns out they all have a horrible bodies, it was all an illusion of the stage!

I wish that I could go on holiday to South Africa...

[st2001uk]

I wish I could on holiday to South Africa but unfortunately a freak alien attack has destroyed my hotel. However, I have been given a complete refund, so I wish I could go on holiday to a small island off the mainland in Greece, where they seem to break out into Abba songs at any given moment for no apparent reason...

[Sarah]

I wish I could go on holiday to a small island off the mainland in Greece, where they seem to break out into Abba songs at any given moment for no apparent reason... wish granted - but there is no hotel rooms left on the whole island so there is no where to stay.

I wish that I could buy an island in the caribbean.....

[chellie]

I wish that I could buy an island in the caribbean..... wish granted but the island is volcanic and erupts all over itself leaving you with a huge clean up bill.

I wish that I could be wisked off my feet by a handsome stranger.....

[Jazz]

I wish that I could be wisked off my feet by a handsome stranger.....Wish granted, but your handsome stranger is 13 years old.

I wish I could go snowboarding in Colorado...

[chellie]

I wish I could go snowboarding in Colorado granted - but the snow has melted.

I wish that I had magical powers ala Harry Potter....

[Sarah]

I wish that I had magical powers ala Harry Potter....wish granted but the police catch you using them and throw you in jail!

I wish i could eat yummy cream cakes and not put on weight......

[chellie]

I wish i could eat yummy cream cakes and not put on weight granted... but that's because you have a mega bout of diarrhoea everytime you do.

I wish that a handsome man would fall head over heels in love with me....

[Sarah]

I wish that a handsome man would fall head over heels in love with me....wish granted but he is very smelly and rather boring!

I wish that I had a house elf (like in harry potter).......

[chellie]

I wish that I had a house elf (like in harry potter) granted... only it is a very stupid one and puts the washing in the cooker and ruins your fave clothes.

I wish I was a princess in a fairytale.......

[Sarah]

I wish I was a princess in a fairytale.......wish granted but its a fairy tale where things turns evil and everyone dies!

I wish I could meet Brad Pitt......

[chellie]

I wish I could meet Brad Pitt - granted, but the Brad Pitt who turns up is a seventy year old smelly wrinkly cantankerous old codger.

I wish that I had the money for anything I wanted.....

[Sarah]

I wish that I had the money for anything I wanted.....wish granted but someone pinches it all and you end up with nothing

I wish that i had a red ferrari......

[chellie]

i wish that i had a red ferrari granted... but it is the most unreliable red ferrari ever and never starts

i wish i had world wide fame and adulation for being a fabulous actress...

[Sarah]

i wish i had world wide fame and adulation for being a fabulous actress...wish granted but a tabloid prints an outrageous lie about you and your career is over

I wish that I had a wardrobe full of designer clothes.....

[chellie]

I wish that I had a wardrobe full of designer clothes..... granted, but they are all the wrong size

i wish that i was the boss of a huge company

[Sarah]

i wish that i was the boss of a huge company....wish granted but you falsely get accused of fraud and are sacked

I wish I lived in mansion....

[chellie]

I wish i lived in a mansion granted - but it's roof leaks and it's in need of serious renovation

i wish i was a spy